Official Wheatley Laboratories Shirt Description

From the official Valve Store:
 
"PORTAL 2
WHEATLEY LABORATORIES MARK 7 T-SHIRT

It’s a work in progress, don’t judge us yet!

Unlike previous beta versions, the Wheatley Laboratories Mark 7 T-Shirt sports holes for BOTH arms, a convenient new head-hole, and an absence of unnecessary holes in other areas of the shirt. The Mark 7 is made of a human skin-friendly poly-cotton blend*, unlike the Mark 2 (steel wool), Mark 3 (corrugated tin) and Marks 4-6 (pulped fever nettle).

*Please note, the Wheatley Mark 7 t-shirt is made of 100% cotton. Also, this shirt glows in the dark."

Wheatley Size Information

The Portal 2 Authoring Tools says that Wheatley's mass is 45 kilograms (99.20802 pounds).

Wheatley knows that he's heavy, because at one point, he says:  "Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip."

Wheatley vs. Spambot

 I have a Facebook account named after Wheatley and I got a message from a spambot.  So, I decided to respond back in character for giggles.



[Name Redacted]
hi
hi there Wheatley. you look great.
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Wheatley
Ah, thank you, most appreciated! Although, I'm not looking quite my best ever since SHE decided to crush me without warning.

Thank you for the link, but I'm not interested in dating anyone, especially humans. Sorry about that.